IMFORMATION
Blackhead Go-Kart Facility has come out with a new Go-Kart, The Boat-Kart. It is perfecto for driving on zee Atlantic Ocean. It is also perfecto to heard your polar bear and fishy. Endorsed by Jesus and Pablo, the Boat-Kart is used all over zee bottom of zee ocean. It is resistant to the air climates in Canada only and no where else. Is resistant to Canada's winters(Note, will break down when exposed to snow). You can travel 5mps on land and 5mph on zee ocean. It is the most high-tech floatable Kart in zee world (WARNING will not float...). For only 5 cents a minute you can own one of these machines today (P.S. must pay $1000 per part out of 1000 parts) (P.S.S. may contain $100000 fee and a %99.999 chance of nothing). So buy one now before Donald Trump buys our company (Ad by Jesus, Pablo and that Hobo inc).
PRICES
To rent a Boat-Kart you will have to pay a small fee of $20 for gas and another $750 for the Kart. Any maintenance needed will result in a $25000 fine. Go to your nearest Donald Trump Go-Karting co. to buy one(that's right, Donald Trump already bought our company).
STORE TIMES
Stores open at 10:00pm and close at 12:00am. Please do not disturb zee guard dogs with zee rabies. They may infect you.
IMFORMATION
Blackhead Go-Kart Facility has come out with a new Go-Kart, The Boat-Kart. It is perfecto for driving on zee Atlantic Ocean. It is also perfecto to heard your polar bear and fishy. Endorsed by Jesus and Pablo, the Boat-Kart is used all over zee bottom of zee ocean. It is resistant to the air climates in Canada only and no where else. Is resistant to Canada's winters(Note, will break down when exposed to snow). You can travel 5mps on land and 5mph on zee ocean. It is the most high-tech floatable Kart in zee world (WARNING will not float...). For only 5 cents a minute you can own one of these machines today (P.S. must pay $1000 per part out of 1000 parts) (P.S.S. may contain $100000 fee and a %99.999 chance of nothing). So buy one now before Donald Trump buys our company (Ad by Jesus, Pablo and that Hobo inc).
PRICES
To rent a Boat-Kart you will have to pay a small fee of $20 for gas and another $750 for the Kart. Any maintenance needed will result in a $25000 fine. Go to your nearest Donald Trump Go-Karting co. to buy one(that's right, Donald Trump already bought our company).
STORE TIMES
Stores open at 10:00pm and close at 12:00am. Please do not disturb zee guard dogs with zee rabies. They may infect you.